Hit Me Elfy One More Time

(To the tune of Britney Spears' hit)

Oh, Tall and Pointy

Oh, Nature Huggy

Oh, tall and slender, how was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here

Oh, elven soldier, I shouldn't have let you go

And throw me into stocks, yeah

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, killah, 'cause I need to know now what you've got

My loneliness is killin' me

(And I)

I must confess I still believe

(Still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time

Oh, flower picker, the reason I choke is you

Elf, you've got me blinded

Oh, pretty elfy, there's nothin' that I can do

It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, killah, 'cause I need to know now what you've got

My loneliness is killin' me

(And I)

I must confess I still believe

(Still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time

Oh Eh

Eh Yeah

Oh, sneaky, stabby, how was I supposed to know

Oh, shifty, shady, I shouldn't have let you go

And throw me into stocks, yeah

I must confess that this stock's chokehold

Is killing me now

Don't you know I still believe

That you will be here and give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time

This stock's chokehold is killin' me

(And I)

I must confess I still believe

(Still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time

(I must confess)

This stock's chokehold is killin' me

(That my loneliness is killing me now)

I must confess I still believe

(Don't you know I still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

(That you will be here)

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time