Salty Heart Silver Tongue

Of silver tongue and mithril soul

With grace to shame an elf

I sing of salty-hearted charm

That bests that of myself

This dwarf, you see, is cool and kind

And never quick to harm

He takes street urchins in to him

With flowes in his helm

The shadow knights, so feirce and tall

Came seeking what was his

He talked so sweetly to them all

That they became like mist

They blew away on words of peace

And never to return

They gifted him with attributes

That never can be learned

One day some elven chaps waylaid

A party of his friends

He haggled with a wit so quick

They threw another in

Should I find that my vocal cords

Have somehow been misplaced

It will be for the telling of

This famous man of peace